FLAT! – Hat Films Song w/ CC lyrics

Hey ya’ll, straight talk ok? There’s some flat out things I gotta say. Roundies, hear me out. Stop bending theories,.


Hey ya’ll, straight talk ok? There’s some
flat out things I gotta say. Roundies, hear
me out. Stop bending theories, time to straighten
things out. Edging in my bedroom got me thinkin’ bout
the edge, not the guy from U2. the fucking earth ledge
Gotta prove you roundies wrong so I strolled outside, flat cap, flat battery, lets theorize. I took a really long stick and put it on the
ground, that bitch stayed flat cos the earths not
round! The earth is flat and i’ll prove it in this
song, just like my mountain dew that’s been out
too long My credit card, FLAT
My ruler, FLAT This paper, FLAT
Where I live? FLAT The tires on my bike? FLAT
The soda in my hand? FLAT My singing pitch? FLAT
This whole world? FLAT Open your damn eyes – you round earth clown.
Take a quick look – man the sky is up not down If the earth is round, we’re sitting on the
top then the stuff at the bottom probably fell off. DRAGONS FLY AT THE END OF THE EARTH,
BEEN SOARING THROUGH THE SKY SINCE OUR FLAT WORLDS BIRTH. YOU’RE NOT BELIEVING THIS? AND CALLING US
SCHMUCKS? I’LL SHOW YOU WHAT’S ROUND, TAKE A LOOK AT DEEZ NUTS! My credit card, FLAT
My ruler, FLAT This paper, FLAT
Where I live? FLAT The tires on my bike? FLAT
The soda in my hand? FLAT My singing pitch? FLAT
This whole world? FLAT Clearly the moons flat, there’s no dark side.
Nobody went there – NASA fucking lied. Hey roundies, hows that hot core doing?
You’re filling kids head with the shit you’re spewin’ So I took a big boat to the edge of the world,
and before my little eyes the truth unfurled, There were dragons and beasts and awful things
like that, I sailed right home cos the worlds all flat.
Yea. My credit card, FLAT
My ruler, FLAT This paper, FLAT
Where I live? FLAT The tires on my bike? FLAT
The soda in my hand? FLAT My singing pitch? FLAT
This whole world? FLAT EXCUSE ME SIR I BELIEVE YOUR FACTS AREN’T
SOUND, THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE EARTH IS 40 MEGA
METERS ROUND If the world is flat, which projection is
factual? Mercator, Gallpeters, or maybe sinusoidal? A globe is always right, the flat must be
distorted, which clearly means your theory is THWARTED! SO THE EARTH, OUR HOME IS AN OBLATE SPHEROID
I’M DROPPING THE TRUTH, YOUR THEORY IS DESTROYED! You think the earth’s flat just like your
sister’s chest, well THAT makes sense – you haven’t seen REAL
breasts! Earth is the only planet not named after a
Deity It’s a place of science, and the home of your
VIRGINITY! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THANK YOU!

17 thoughts on “FLAT! – Hat Films Song w/ CC lyrics”

  1. well, if it's in a song where you clearly said you'd "prove it" in song format then surely the world must be flat…

    this is a joke, right?

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