Tom Hanks Hooked Up The ‘Poor Bastards Of The White House Press Corps

WE’RE WITH THE LOVELY AND TALENTED TOM HANKS. THAT WAS AN EXTRAORDINARY STORY YOU JUST TOLD ME ABOUT THE PRESIDENT’S.


WE’RE WITH THE LOVELY AND
TALENTED TOM HANKS. THAT WAS AN EXTRAORDINARY STORY
YOU JUST TOLD ME ABOUT THE PRESIDENT’S CLASSIFIED
INFORMATION.>>AND NOW YOU UNDERSTAND IF YOU
REPEAT THAT ON YOUR SHOW, THERE WILL BE A BLACK VAN SHOWING UP
AT YOUR HOUSE.>>Stephen: THERE’S ALWAYS A
BLACK VAN SHOWING UP AT MY HOUSE. THAT’S HOW I GET TO WORK.>>IS IT THE THING WITH THE
FLAMES SPRAY PAINTED ON THE SIDE.>>Stephen: IT SAYS “AFTERNOON
DELIGHT.”>>HEY, IF THAT VAN IS
ROCKING…>>Stephen: YOU HAVE DONE
SOMETHING THAT’S KIND OF INTERESTING TO ME A COUPLE OF
TIMES.>>OKAY.>>Stephen: YOU HAVE ONCE
AGAIN PURCHASED THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORPS THEIR OWN ESPRESSO
MACHINE?>>YES, YES, I DID THAT.( APPLAUSE ).>>Stephen: AND THIS WAS–
THIS WAS– DO I MIND IF I READ THIS, SHOW THIS?>>GO AHEAD.>>Stephen: YOU SUBJECT THIS
NOTE ALONG TO THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS CO. IS THIS IN THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS
ROOM WHERE THEY HANG OUT?>>IT’S IN BACK.>>TO THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS
CORE, KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN
WAY, ESPECIALLY FOR THE TRUTH PART. TOM HANKS. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).>>BY THE WAY, THAT WAS BY–
THAT’S BY BILL– THAT IS A PULEITZ– PULITZER PRIZE-WINNING
DRAWING BY– OH, GEEZ. I’M BLANKING ON THE NAME.>>Stephen: BILL ELDER?>>YEAH, YEAH, THE GREAT WORLD
WAR II CARTOONIST. YEAH, I’VE DONE THAT FOR
DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICAN ADMINISTRATIONS BECAUSE THOSE
POOR BASTARDS NEED COFFEE. IT’S JUST AS SIMPLE AS THAT.>>Stephen: YEAH, YEAH. I THINK THIS PRESIDENT MIGHT BE
KEEPING THEM UP, ANYWAY. CERTAINLY ON THEIR TOES BECAUSE
YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN.>>I HAVE A FEELING THE PROBLEM
NOW IS AN AWFUL LOT THE SPIT COFFEE ON PEOPLE’S LAPS. “ARE YOU KIDDING ME!”
I THINK A LOT OF THAT STUFF. THAT MIGHT BE– THAT MIGHT BE
HAPPENING THERE ( APPLAUSE ).>>Stephen: SO WHEN DID YOU–
GO AHEAD.>>THIS STARTED BECAUSE THE
FIRST TIME WE EVER WENT– MY KIDS WERE LITTLE AND WE HAD A
TOUR OF THE WHITE HOUSE. AND THEY TAKE YOU DOWN THERE. IF NOTHING IS GOING ON, IF THE
PRESIDENT IS NOT THERE, YOU CAN ALMOST GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT. THEY TAKE YOU DOWN AND YOU GET
TO STAND AT THE PODIUM AND PRETEND YOU’RE POINTING AT
SOMETHING. AND YET, EVEN THOUGH THE
PRESIDENT WAS NOT THERE, THERE WERE ABOUT SIX STAFFERS– OR
REPORTERS AND TECHNICIANS IN THE BACK OF THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS
ROOM LIKE THIS UPON… WE SAID, GUYS WORK HERE?”
AND THEY SAID, “EVERY SINGLE DAY.” I SAID, “THE PRESIDENT’S NOT
EVEN HERE. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE HERE?”
AND THEY SAID, “IN CASE OF NUCLEAR WAR.” ( LAUGHTER )
YOU KNOW, SAY SOMETHING HAPPENS. AND WE SAW, THEY HAD THIS OLD
MR. COFFEE THAT WAS ALL SKAGY AND WHATNOT. I SAID, “GUYS, YOU MIGHT BE
GETTING A BRAND NEW CAPPUCCINO MACHINE FROM PERHAPS A
MILD-MANNERED REPORTER FROM A GREAT METROPOLITAN NEWSPAPER WHO
DISGUISED AS CLARK KENT FIGHTS THE BATTLE FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE,
AND THE AMERICAN WAY. I’M A SUCKER, BUT WHEN I WAS A
KID I TOOK THAT TO HEART “TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY”
WAS SOMETHING YOU KEPT UP A NEVER-ENDING BATTLE FOR.>>Stephen: I AGREE, I AGREE. AND PEOPLE DO GIVE THEIR LIVES
FOR ( APPLAUSE ).>>THANK YOU, THANK YOU.>>Stephen: SPEAKING OF THE
AMERICAN WAY, YOU HAVE THIS NEW MOVIE HERE CALLED “THE CIRCLE.”>>OH, YEAH.>>Stephen: WITH THE LOVELY
AND TALENTED EMMA WATSON.>>EMMA WATSON. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: IT’S ABOUT SORT OF SOCIAL MEDIA AND SURVEILLANCE. WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN THE
MOVIE? WHO ARE YOU IN THE MOVIE?>>WELL, IF YOU TOOK TWITTER,
YOUTUBE, GOOGLE, INSTAGRAM, AND APPLE AND JAMMED THEM ALL INTO
ONE COMPANY, THEY WOULD DO PROBABLY ONE OF TWO THINGS–
EXPLODE BECAUSE OF THEIR OWN SELF-IMPORTANCE, OR ATTEMPT TO
DOMINATE ALL OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. AND I PLAY THE GUY WHO, FOR
WONDERFUL ALTRUISTIC REASONS, WANTS TO IMPROVE THE HUMAN
CONDITION AND SETS ABOUT COULD D IT BY WAY OF THIS– THIS SOCIAL
MEDIA INTERNET COMPUTER COMPANY CALLED THE CIRCLE. AND IT ALL MAKES WONDERFUL
SENSE.>>Stephen: PEOPLE GET, LIKE,
CAMERAS, THAT THEY CAN PUT ON THEIR BODES.>>THEY GET THINGS THEY WEAR ON
THEIR WRISTS THAT CAN KEEP TRACK OF THEIR HEARTBEAT. THEY– THEY– THEY GET PADS THAT
HAVE– THEY CAN SEND MESSAGES ON. ( LAUGHTER )
THEY– THEY’RE ABLE TO, LIKE, SEND, LIKE, KOOKS PHOTO PHOTOS A
NUTTY RIDDLES TO PEOPLE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE– IT’S THE
SCARCIEST, GOOFIEST, DYSTOPIAN VERSION OF THE FUTURE YOU’RE
EVER GOING TO COME ACROSS.>>Stephen: BUT WHO WOULD PAY
FOR THAT?>>I DON’T KNOW.>>Stephen: WHO WOULD PAY FOR
THAT?>>I HAVE NO IDEA. THERE ARE GAMES YOU CAN PLAY–
IT’S FUBBY, DAVE EGGERS– WHO WAS A GREAT NOVELIST. HE WROTE THIS THING IN 2013. NOW, USUALLY IN THE REALM OF
SCIENCE FICTION OR REALITY FICTION, THINGS LIKE THAT, A
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHAT YOU THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN FOUR
YEARS AGO AND WHAT REALLY– IS, LIKE, EIGHT MILES WIDE. THEY’RE NOT REMOTELY CORRECT IN
ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. I BELIEVE DAVE PUT A HEX ON US
ALL, AND TRAVELED IN A TIME MACHINE TO SEE WHAT IT’S GOING
TO BE LIKE BECAUSE HE CAPTURED IT FOUR YEARS AGO.>>Stephen: WELL, IN THIS
SCENE WE’RE ABOUT TO SEE HERE, EMMA WATSON, HAS BEEN CAUGHT BY
THIS TECHNOLOGY SNEAKING INTO YOUR OFFICE.>>YES, SHE HAD TO BE RESCUED
FROM– FROM A PRECARIOUS POSITION THAT SHE WAS AT
ILLEGALLY AND WE KNOW ABOUT IT.>>Stephen: OKAY. JIM.>>NOW THEY KNOW YOUR SECRET, DO
YOU FEEL BETTER OR WORSE?>>BETTER. RELIEVED, ACTUALLY.>>I AM A BELIEVER IN THE
PERFECTIBILITY OF HUMAN BEINGS. WITH WE ARE OUR BEST SELVES, THE
POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS. THERE IS NOT A PROBLEM WE CANNOT
SOLVE. WE CAN CURE ANY SKIS, AND WE CAN
END HUNGER. WITHOUT SECRETS, WITHOUT HORDING
INFORMATION, WE CAN FINALLY REALIZE OUR POTENTIAL. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>I DON’T BELIEVE –>>Stephen: I LIKE THE
TURTLENECK.>>YOU LIKE THAT.>>Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE
ANOTHER BREAK HERE, AND WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE MR. TOM
HAIFNGS.

100 thoughts on “Tom Hanks Hooked Up The ‘Poor Bastards Of The White House Press Corps”

  1. Look, up in the sky: it's bird, it's a plane, it's SUPERMAN! Yes, Superman, strange visitor from another planet, with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Superman, who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel with his bare hands, and who, disguised as Clark Kent, mild-mannered reporter from a great metropolitan newspaper, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and the American way!

  2. There is an unclosed quotation in the title. Please remedy this. I feel as though it would bug Stephen.

  3. Can we all just discuss how loved Tom Hanks is? He is perhaps the most loved guy in the world! It is perhaps impossible to find fault with the man because he is just that amazing!

  4. I'm a bit tired of the crowd in the background of late night shows. The cheering and laughing really takes the sincerity out of what everyone's saying. Seems to me like we're all grown up enough to understand when to laugh and when to approve of something.

  5. Tom Hanks playing an anti-villain… this is what he was born to do. 'Nice guy' actors make some of the most compelling villains(for differing reasons).

  6. Mauldin. I can't believe he couldn't remember Mauldin's name, but it makes me feel better. He's catching up to me.

  7. Why must we put up with commercials on YouTube? 🙁 stop pushing all the idiotic stuff on people PLEASE.

  8. That movie that tom is in sounds too much like Black Mirror, hope charlie brooker knows that hes being ripped off

  9. I think the cartoonist's name was Bill Mauldin or some such; love Colbert and Hanks in spite of that–

  10. cannot get over the level of sweetheart in that clip. my heart grew three times i would eat three bowls of rice.

  11. what kind of BS spin on illegal surveillance "you will feel better, let us spy on you , you wont notice a thing "

  12. Those news outlets must be cheap if they can't provided facilities for their own people assigned to the White House detail.

  13. …that Superman tv show quote might now be understood as "truth, justice, and ALSO the american way". he he heh

  14. Tom Hanks, a little advise. If you're going to promote a movie, take it to FOX network. You might find that there are more conservative right wing Republicans willing to watch your films.

  15. Tom Hanks, the man, who was paid for his latest support of pedophiles and islam(sorry for being redundent), with a holiday vacation with obama.

  16. please tell Tom Hanks we're sorry for the rusty crappy bikes 🙂 but he can come back and we'll get him a brand new one aye 🙂 🙂

  17. Emma Watson always looks exactly the same in all of her roles. It's like the exact same makeup, exact same hairstyle, never changes her inflections or speech patterns or accent.

  18. The Circle did not work for me. It seemed crammed in and i thought the concept would work better as a series as I didn't buy the main characters journey in the movies timescale

  19. Hanks' last statement in the movie is basically what Zuckerberg said in his manifesto. Scary stuff. No company should have that much power, and yet Google is well on its way. So is Amazon.

  20. Truth Justice and the American Way WTF do you people really live in a fantasy world. You are in the wrong simulation, you bastards are the scourge of this planet, you screw over every country you come in contact with. You are drenched in the blood of millions and millions of innocent people. Don't you know your Government is an evil monster the scourge of this planet and it exists because you allow it, shame on all of you.

  21. Good to see Tom Hanks holding a spotlight to the Trump administration. He really doesn't have to or need the consequences but he still does it. good man. respect from England.

  22. Trump IS for Truth, Justice and the American Way . . . and MOST of the Media are biased FOR the Democrats, and AGAINST Republicans and Conservatives. . . . . . . .so they twist the news……

  23. Where is the next great American actor? The young crop of American actors are just not up there with names like Hanks, Cruise, DiCaprio, Damon etc

  24. I really love how this list of comments starts off with so many people agreeing on how awesome Tom Hanks is and I want to add to that good feeling. To Tom Hanks!

  25. Dear Tom Hanks, it was actually Bill Mauldin. Love you so much. You need to be President — then our Nation would truly have hope again.

  26. Tom Hanks is busy chasing after all those red-caped dinosaurs that landed in a spaceship in his backyard.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpT5shvFtmI

  27. The body language of Tom Hanks almost always communicates something different than what he is really thinking…what do you think?—–>https://youtu.be/jVbC_kxiuAU

  28. Tom, so you mean the writer of the circle read the first 5 pages of Orwell's 1984 and made a modern version of it..

  29. If Tom was as great as all of you gushing liberal saps say he is then he would put Colbert in his place, nicely, you know, ala Tom Hanks style, let him know that America is so sick of him and the rest of Hollywood spewing left wing hatred of Trump and promoting all of the most immoral, anti-Christian values that anyone could imagine. THEN Tom Hanks would be the Greta man you libs are describing. He has a platform. He has influence. America needs more Hollywood "heroes" to put Hollywood "Weirdos" in their place. Starting with that foul mouthed, street thug punk DeNiro. A once great actor who now talks so much gutter lingo that he brings disgrace upon himself and all who associate with him. What does he think? That when he talks like a 16 year old Brooklyn street thug he impresses people? What an idiot. DeNiro is a little little man. And he is misusing his status as a "celebrity". Give me a few hours with a few drinks with DeNiro and I could open his eyes and show him just how stupid he looks when he rants and raves about our President. Hey Bobby D, from one NY tough guy to another, anytime. You bring the beers, I'll bring the scotch, no cameras, no phones, and I'll show you how to earn the respect of America again, which you are losing at an incredible rate. #MAGA

  30. without secrets we could be reached our potential
    ….PAYWALL!! that damned corporation's information and research hoarders!!!

  31. For one shining passage of time, Kennedy upheld the pure spirit of America, which i witnessed far away as a kid in Wales.I often visited an Air Force base in Sussex England where my Aunty was married to Tom Colacchio from Florida. Then the arseholes murdered the authentic leader of the free world. Fight back America against the trash like Trump.

  32. He truly was born to be an entertainer, both Colbert and Tom for that matter, but Tom’s relaxed disposition just shooting the shit needs no story, he’s fun to watch on its own.

  33. Tom Hanks is proof that there are truly good, decent men in the world. In all his fame, no scandal, no cheating, no groping accusations. He is a gem of a human being.

  34. this was the best two clips of my life thanks Mr. Hanks..hope you are still having a succesful and very luxiourous career god bless you

  35. CORRECTION: You can ALMOST go anywhere YOU want…IF…you’re a privileged celebrity…WHEN the POTUS isn’t THERE. ?

  36. Reagan was a crap actor with no experience and he became president. Trump had no experience in anything other than tanking businesses into the ground and setting a record with 1billion + loss of his father's money. Why can't Tom Hanks be president??? Tom Hanks actually is a self-made guy. And he's a smart guy and a nice guy. Not some raving orange lunatic who acted like he was self-made when he got hundreds of millions from his dead father. Hanks for Prez!!!!! He'd win, ya'll. Everybody loves Tom Hanks.

  37. Can't stop imagining the conversations on that boat. Tom, you can't tell us the details, but can you tell us the plan?

  38. Truth !???????????????????? Huh ! Where ! Not in America ! All of Hollywood is committing obstruction ! For Donny dumps ! Holy mackerel that's the sickest thing I've ever seen or can possibly imagine ! Why in the world would anyone want dumps in the White House ? Dumps ? Are y'all sick ? Bump your heads ? Dudes ruining the world all by himself ! He's told over 12,000 LIES ! Can't speak English ? That's insane ! I wouldn't want trumpet if I was Jeff Bezos ! No thank you I'd rather live on the street ! What's wrong with you people aren't y'all paying attention ? There's not a bigger criminal ever anywhere ! Never has there been a bigger criminal ! That's unspeakable ! I think you might want to go watch the news or something that will notify you of the things that have happened only regarding Donny dumps ! It's enough to destroy the world and everything inside and living in it ! This guy has gotten away with lies and committing crimes for seventy years straight ! There's not a bigger criminal that's ever been born ! Why would you help dumps out ? He's not helping anyone else or America – well obviously not America ! That's never been his first priority ! I'm speechless – can't imagine anyone saying let's specifically ignore this person and lie and commit treason and obstruction for dumps ! And how exactly would you be benefiting ? With dumps your not gonna be benefiting in any way not even financially ! He's just gonna renege on it or steak it back another way ! Y'all need to start paying attention to what dumps is actually doing and who he's working for it's not America there's your big hint ! So I would really consider using your smartphone and trying that good old English language !!!!! Just fire something out in English and I'll figure it out ! I'm a professional at English !

  39. 항상 건강하세요 톰행크스! 당신이 연기하는 모습을 영원히 보고 싶어요~~♡ Forever and ever…

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